Fake biblical curse generator

While reading The disgruntled chemist, I found the absolutely wonderful Biblical Curse Generator. It produces hilarious curses like

Hear this, O ye son of thunder, for you will see your pomegranates wither!

I could not quite resist, and promptly converted the JavaScript behind it into a command-line Perl utility. This should come especially handy to use in an IRC client (/exec -o biblical-curse).

While at it, I also made biblical-curse into a FreeBSD port, under misc/biblical-curse. Although Pav told me that I’d secure a place in top 10 most useless ports with it, the others (well, some of them) seem to like it.

Dennis of leech.dk fame even put it in lieu of his telnet server, so every time you telnet signout.dk you get randomly cursed at.